when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
My selfie game is strong. My favorite photos since I cut my hair.
BUT WOMEN ARE SO BEAUTIFUL IT’S OFFENSIVE.
Awww thanks boo, you’re beautiful too.
Via Alex Isabella
Anonymous said: would you let based god fuck your bitch ?
If i do not anger him he will not fucketh my bitch